Example 2) of Crymunication –Cyclic Confirmation

Crymunication
Crymunication – Environmental Awareness
Crymunication – Cyclic Confirmation
Crymunication – Process Overload

This is the most unique Crymunication technique of girls, which men will almost never ever understand. In this scenario a girl hasn’t cried in a long time, for whatever reason, and now she is going to cry. To guys this seems the most purposeless crying in the world. But there is a reason behind it. Now I classify it as the Cyclic Confirmation Crymunication Technique because this IS based on cycles. She felt she hasn’t cried in awhile and now she wants to cry. What will happen is that she will either become extremely sensitive until she finds something to cry about or someone to cry with or she will watch a chick flick and make herself cry, which truly is the importance of chick flicks.

I need to add a side note in here. Fellas, watch chick flicks with the girls in your life. It is important. It lets them get out a lot of emotional stress with you but not at you. Do yourself a favor and watch a few chick flicks and find out which plot you like best (because there is like 5) and rent, buy, and or watch those with the girls in your life.

Now many guys are probably thinking “why would they WANT to cry?!? That’s crazy!” and you’re probably saying “Woad Warrior please help me understand why they would WANT to cry.” Well since you’ve asked I will try to explain.

The reason girls WANT to cry is so that they can push back their breaking point. What does that mean you ponder? I’ll explain. As girls will say guys don’t multitask well, guys can say girls don’t let things go. What happens is that all this pressure, of not letting things go, builds up into a “Crymunication – Process Overload” (see next post). It builds up until they’ve reach their breaking point and they explode with tears and noise and oi vay. However the breaking point of a woman is an entirely flexible thing. It depends how much stress is going on in their life and what type of stress is going on in their life. At times girls will be the most frail and delicate of creatures and in the next moment they are tougher than an iron mace. Their Cyclic Confirmation Crymunication Technique allows them to dump some of the minor stress in their life which is not important enough to cry about or talk about in and of itself. If they dump this stress out they will have pushed back their breaking point.

So what do you do as a guy? Help them cry. Don’t be a jerk and make them cry! Making them cry and helping them cry is NOT the same thing. Help them cry by allowing them to feel comfortable crying in front of you. If need be rent that chick flick or just hold them and don’t speak or whatever the girl in your life needs of you. You are man; you are here to serve them. Do it.

Now again you might be asking yourself how is this truth. As I said earlier Crymunication is where women communicate the most truth. They are expressing, if only subconsciously, that they need to let things go so they can be stronger. It’s a very honest appraisal that which has no equal, as far as I can think of now, in the male realm.