Crymunication

Crymunication
Crymunication – Environmental Awareness
Crymunication – Cyclic Confirmation
Crymunication – Process Overload

I love my fiancée so much. I am learning ssssoooo much about the female species and at the same time I am also learning so much about my own kind, the males. Our differences are so amazing, funny, truly gives us insight to each other. These differences aren’t bad either, they’re just different. For example as many of you know, and the few of you I want to hide it from can figure it out anyway so I’m not going to bother, I am getting married in a few days. One thing that cracks me up during this process is what people are concerned with. For example every time I tell one of my guy friends that I’m getting married on such and such day in December they all basically say something along the lines of “awesome” or “badass” (excuse my French please). Other guy friends might make whipping noises or do hand gestures describing a dog collar around the neck, but this is out of jealousy and is still their way to say congrats. However when I inform girls about the date, mind you they already did the screaming and the ‘awwww” when I told them about the wedding, but when I tell them about the date one of the first things that come out of their mouth is “it’s going to be cold.” It cracks me up every time. Even one of the first things my Grandmother said, who is a fascinating woman, was “I’m going to dress nice but I am bringing a jacket because it’s cold.” I have not once had a single guy tell me “it’s going to be cold” but I think I’m honestly at like 20 with women telling me it’s going to be cold. And I know I’ve had at least 3-4 full conversations about it, with women, being cold.

Now I know a lot of that is girls are trying to be mindful of how everybody is feeling, so please don’t take it as me ragging on them. I think it’s amazing. And at some point I’m sure I should have considered that it might be cold in December (even though this is So Cal). But I didn’t and neither did any of my guy friends. We were just collectively happy that one our kind (in this case me) was able to find a girl whose craziness was at a tolerable level… and to be quite honest her craziness is sometimes appealing.

And as the old male proverb goes ….. “The question is not IF she is crazy but HOW crazy is she!”

All of this is to get to my true point for writing this blog. I want to talk about another ability of women and pass this information on to my brothers, whom I want to call “the Remnant,” to show them what I’ve learned. I classified this ability as “Crymunication.” This is a very confusing yet truly important ability for guys to know. So I am going to break it down into a couple entries so you can understand this one step at a time. The basic concept behind Crymunication is how women express their true thoughts and feelings through different levels of crying. They communicate with us through crying; hence the classification of Crymunication. Don’t overwhelm yourself by trying to read more than you can understand at once. Process this one section at a time. Don’t be afraid either because this is a uniquely beautiful ability women have to cry out truth. Honestly guys if a girl is crying you can almost guaranty (minus few rare horrible exceptions, which I’ve experienced) that she is being completely honest.

Now before you continue reading know that a girl is not more or less girly/amazing/wonderful/beautiful by how much she does or does not Crymunicate. Some girls don’t do these often because they deal with things in different ways and some girls are going to get mad because I’ve pegged them completely. Either way they are uniquely beautiful and you’ll have to learn them and their personalities yourself.